The Covid is Blowin’ in the Wind


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The Covid is Blowin’ in the Wind

By Mamiya Mapcase (with apologies to Bob Dylan)

How many miles can a virus sail


When it catches the air current flows?


Somebody sneezes in Latvia


Like a rocket the virus she goes


Then on a sidewalk in Omaha


The virus, she flies in your nose


The Covid, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind.


The Covid is blowin’ in the wind

How many roads must a man walk down


Before he puts on a mask?


How many deadly cases will he cause


Because he’s not up to the task?

How many aerosols will he spew


Because he won’t do what we ask?


The Covid my friend, is blowin’ in the wind


The Covid is blowin’ in the wind

How many noses must doctors seduce


before we can stick in our swab?


We penetrate every Tom, Dick and Joe


Each Betty, Miranda and Bob


Soon we will go in the anus as well


So your dignity we can rob


The Covid my friend, is blowin’ in the wind


The Covid is blowin’ in the wind

How many times must a person test poz


before we lock up his ass?

How many kiddies must sneeze at grandma


Before we shut down children’s class?

How many jabs must a person endure


To get an immunity pass?


The Covid my friend, is blowin’ in the wind


The Covid is blowin’ in the wind

How many people must we quarantine


To make sure that others don’t die?

How many death tickers must TV show


To get every sheep to comply?

How much terror must we propagate


So they’re scared of people nearby?


The Covid my friend, is blowin’ in the wind


The Covid is blowin’ in the wind

How many sniffles must a woman endure


Before we put deniers in jail?

How many coughs must the innocent bear


Before we assault them full-scale?

How many times must they fail to distance


Before we hang these white males?


The Covid, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind.


The Covid is blowin’ in the wind

How many sheeple must we terrify


Before they surrender their rights?

How many jabs must we damage them with


Before we allow them on flights?

How many years can we keep this gig up


Before they see we’re parasites?


The Covid my friend, is blowin’ in the wind


The Covid is blowin’ in the wind

How many children must brain damage claim


Before their masks we discard?

How much oxygen loss must they endure


Before they become a retard?

How many experts must say wear a mask


Before they are feathered and tarred?


The Covid my friend, is blowin’ in the wind


The Covid is blowin’ in the wind

How many curfews must Gavin impose


Before we exterminate the germ?

How many churches must Angela close


Before her vileness we affirm?

How many taverns must Boris shut down


Before we realize he’s a worm?


The Covid my friend, is blowin’ in the wind


The Covid is blowin’ in the wind

How many times must Bill go on TV


To say that we must get vaccine?

How many times will the jabees fall dead


Before we give him guillotine?

How many Tonys will murder your mom


Before on a lamppost they’re seen?


The Covid my friend, is blowin’ in the wind


The Covid is blowin’ in the wind

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